Good morning 2 every 1?

Paddy the Englishman, Paddy the Irishman, Paddy the Scotsman, and Paddy the Welshman were all flying together in an airliner. The captain announced that they were losing altitude rapidly and that one of them would have to jump out to save the others.



"I do this for the glory of Scotland," said Paddy the Scotsman and he jumped out.



"We need to lose more weight," said the captain, so Paddy the Welshman shouted, "I do this for the glory of Wales," and jumped out.



"Sorry," said the captain. "I'm afraid we need to lose the weight of just one more person."



"I do this for the glory of Ireland," said Paddy the Irishman and threw out Paddy the Englishman.

Good morning 2 every 1?
brilliant 10/10
Reply:LOL...that's great. the english suck.
Reply:lmao. great joke
Reply:Funny! Hope they had a parachute.
Reply:Funny... and I am not an Irishman...



And good morning to U too
Reply:Funny, but, I've heard this with different nationalities.
Reply:10/10 lol thats set me laughing ,off for a guinness lol
Reply:Funny (and I'm English)
Reply:You post a lot of jokes you know.



Do you ever have any questions ?



Maybe i should use this question site to discuss whatever i want which doesn't involve a question too.
Reply:very funny. brill joke. good mornin' 2 u 2 :P
Reply:lolol hahaha ohh best thing ive heard all day thankyouu :D

oi yd i get a thumbs down for :(
Reply:ho ho ho 9/10 for this one where do you get them from
Reply:morning
Reply:%26lt;chuckles%26gt; Morning!
Reply:thats good for this time in morning9/10