Have you ever seen BRAVERY BEYOND BELIEF in action?

This morning as I went to check the girls and see if there was anything for my breakfast I witnessed a terrible event.



The new black hen by the name of Naomi was in full and dreadful flight - attacking the head of The Great McTealc (at his feet lay a smashed and broken mobile phone - his or hers we will never know) but the man was A ROCK!



He stood in all his Highland Glory unmoved and unshakable - the thighs of a solid tree beneath the swirling kilt caught in the breeze - and without fear he clasped the enraged bird to his breast and calmed her with words from the auld country until she became soothed against his broad chest.



I didn't get any eggs but by then I had forgotten all about breakfast!



Three cheers for the Great McTealc!

Have you ever seen BRAVERY BEYOND BELIEF in action?
Oh My Gosh. "the thighs of a solid tree beneath the swirling kilt caught in the breeze"

I gotta have a stiff cup of tea and have a lie down to still my shaking legs and my trembling hands. Oh My Oh My Where are my heart tablets.
Reply:Hah! He has you bamboozled! He was not calming her with words from the auld country, he was threatening to make her his dinner! The cad!
Reply:What a brave and noble soul he is and filled with compassion for the clucks of the hoose. Break out the chocolate and the Scotch and make him a breakfast of champions, brave hearts rule. Cheers!!!
Reply:the wee beastie was afright she be fine now and will be a layin in no time m`lady



the nastie wee thingies that roam the moor are many and crafty but fear not they will be kept to their place



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Reply:Good God, poultry porn! We're a God fearin folk here in the American South and we don't molest our feathered friends,,,errm, uh, never mind.