Funny or not?

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.



The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.



"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved.

"Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun "Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."

"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.



Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."

"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.

"At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."



"That wicked old Devil!" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"

Funny or not?
dirty old bugger wish i were him A NUN MMMMMMMMMM 10/10
Reply:LOL

10/10

Keep smilin'.
Reply:wat's wrong with u???!!!! that's the dirtyest joke i've ever heard u pervert!! how dare u say something like that about religion!! u ought to be ashamed of urself!! I can guess where ur going after u die...
Reply:Ha! Ha! Wicked one.
Reply:Lucky nun

I wish I'd been blowing it for 40 years ! hahaha
Reply:that is sooo wrong! lol!
Reply:Hilarious



I peed a little, honest.
Reply:rubbish as per
Reply:i didnt laugh, i didnt and dont think its funny, i think its sick!! im not religious either
Reply:Old joke, but still funny
Reply:funny or not?...funny...crazy joke...i love it!!
Reply:lol
Reply:not bad,
Reply:Very good.
Reply:I've never done this before, a 10/10 very good.
Reply:I didn't laugh. i think it's kind of sick and I'm not religious
Reply:lol

cant stop laughing
Reply:It was funny to me..evil but funny lol
Reply:I didn't laugh out loud but I thought it was cute. I personally am not a fan of long jokes. Maybe it would be better if someone told me the joke instead of reading it.
Reply:It funny but I didn't laugh out loud.

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