The priests bath?

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath and the young nun,

Sister

Magdalene, had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the

old nun

had instructed.







Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's

nakedness

if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.







The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday

night

bath had gone.







'Oh, sister,' said the young nun dreamily, 'I've been saved.'

'Saved? And how did that come about?' asked the old nun.

'Well, when Father John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash

him,

and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs

where he

said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven.'







'Did he now?' said the old nun evenly.

Sister Magdalene continued, 'And Father John said that if the Key to

Heaven

fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would

be assured salvation and eternal peace.





And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock.'





'Is that a fact?' said the old nun even more evenly.





'At first it hurt terribly, but Father John said the pathway to

salvation

was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart

with

ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved.'







'That wicked old bastard' said the old nun. 'He told me it was

Gabriel's

Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years.'

The priests bath?
OMG HAHAHA ROFL!!!

wow that's funny great joke





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Reply:LMAO. Niiiiceee. Merry Christmas.
Reply:HA HA! Good one.....
Reply:wow i think i like that church
Reply:Hehehe
Reply:Nice one.
Reply:star awarded.

hilarious.10/10.

i know i shouldn't do this,........but,........

lol,lol,lol.

merry christmas.
Reply:very well done Ann

star award
Reply:thats funny



i know u dont have to know to get the joke, but who is gabriel? i know its part of the Bible, but im not that devout now actually believe....
Reply:lol
Reply:happy Xmas and New year.........gud one............
Reply:i wonder how many locks his key to salvation fits, and just for sweetgog gabriel is an angel meant to stand next to god and herald arivals into his presence with his horn (i think, i know he's an angelbut not too sure about the horn)
Reply:pmsflol that was totally hilarious



star 4u xxx
Reply:That's another 10 days in Purgatory for you, Miss.

But I'll let you off with a little fine - if you can see your way to settling up about 6 Jan.
Reply:OMFG hilarious! Also, I like th little x-mas tree chick built that's cool. Merry Christmas.
Reply:thats wicked funny...real nasty
Reply:liked it very much.....
Reply:Oh noooo I think I'm sinning by giggling!!!



Too funny!
Reply:FUNNY ^_^
Reply:pmslrotf.