Funny or not?

It was time for Father John's Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene had prepared the bath water and towels just the way the old nun had instructed. Sister Magdalene was also instructed not to look at Father John's nakedness if she could help it, do whatever he told her to do, and pray.



The next morning the old nun asked Sister Magdalene how the Saturday night bath had gone.



"Oh, sister," said the young nun dreamily. "I've been saved.

"Saved? And how did that fine thing come about?" asked the old nun "Well, when Fr. John was soaking in the tub, he asked me to wash him, and while I was washing him he guided my hand down between his legs where he said the Lord keeps the Key to Heaven."

"Did he now?" said the old nun evenly.



Sister Magdalene continued, "And Fr. John said that if the Key to Heaven fit my lock, the portals of Heaven would be opened to me and I would be assured of salvation and eternal peace. And then Father John guided his Key to Heaven into my lock."

"Is that a fact?" said the old nun even more evenly.

"At first it hurt terribly, but Fr. John said the pathway to salvation was often painful and that the glory of God would soon swell my heart with ecstasy. And it did, it felt so good being saved."



"That wicked old Devil!" said the old nun. "He told me it was Gabriel's Horn, and I've been blowing it for 40 years!"

Funny or not?
Irish you just creased me up with this one. 10/10+star
Reply:Its good, but I have heard it soooo many times. Well done anyway and have a star.
Reply:Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! That was wickedly funny! LMFAO!!!
Reply:yes very funny
Reply:Hhahahaha very funny

she feels betrayed now hahahaha 10/10+*
Reply:Too good...

Now I know how they manage to stay single.
Reply:kinda saw the ending coming
Reply:Wrong but amusing.
Reply:thats funny...where did you get that joke its hiliarous...wow
Reply:now that was too funny!
Reply:LMAO

Excellent
Reply:Lol!!!that wuz good it was an actually lol joke!
Reply:And the walls of Jericho came tumbling down......LOL .....By the way thanks this reply gets me to level 4
Reply:pretty funny,good joke(heard it a million times before anyway
Reply:omg...thats....horrible in a funny way
Reply:huh???
Reply:ehh it was okay
Reply:its not funny

coz i cant be bothered to read ALL that!
Reply:I think it was very long and quite funny. Thanks for the laugh!!!
Reply:that was well good. am pssin ma self laughin
Reply:good 'un !!
Reply:thats a good 1 ha ha!!!!!!!