Evolutionists: Why doesn't your theory explain this?

Prominent creation scientist Em Adjineri (say it out loud) has discovered a fatal flaw in the theory of evolution. After extensive research, she has concluded that evolution cannot explain pancakes.



Pancakes have no defense mechanisms, and cannot run away from anything. Pancakes could not possibly have evolved, because they would have quickly gone extinct. No fossils of a transitional pancake have ever been found, despite archaeology's extensive attempts to locate one.



This proves that pancakes were intelligently designed by God so that we would have something to eat with maple syrup. It is through God's Divine Glory that we can have a short stack in the morning.

Evolutionists: Why doesn't your theory explain this?
Hehehe. Giggle.



You're very good. They think they need a scientific explanation for everything... EXPLAIN PANCAKES! EXPLAIN!!!
Reply:I make awesome pancakes!
Reply:2 true 2 true
Reply:Well, I once saw a video clip about bananas being an atheist's nightmare, so I'm guessing pancakes topped with bananas would be...what...like the equivalent of satan? =P
Reply:I'm still trying to figure out why the fundies think the world was covered in peanut butter 4 billion years ago.
Reply:so you're one of the happy guys that never found himself saying: where's my frekin' pancake?

it's right out there breeding and evolving.
Reply:That proves that IHOP is god!
Reply:I prefer donuts and damn fine coffee personally.
Reply:That's it. You've killed evolution. You bastard.



*snickers*
Reply:I hate when I'm wrong! *stamps foot and storms off*



atheist
Reply:wow I feel owned
Reply:The pancakes survival tool is mass production.
Reply:Ya jerk! present pancakes are domesticated ones who lost their ability to survive in the wild, similarly to domesticated bananas without seeds! you creationists take evidence of evolution and half-truths to prove your nonsense!

This is a picture of a wild pankace, and as you can see it has all the abilities to survive in the wild as a predator!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42595...
Reply:Atheists waste more space on this section than I have ever seen.
Reply:Dangit. The jig is up.

We would've gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling creation scientists... and your little supposedly non existent missing links!
Reply:I intend to start digging for pancake fossils forthwith.
Reply:Well in my house it's thanks to my husband because he's the one that makes them. But I prefer to eat mine with peanut butter and strawberry jam. Yummy...gees now I'm hungry and craving pancakes.
Reply:they obviously evolved from stingrays that ate too much flour.
Reply:uh hu

but can the same be said of bran muffins ?



Em Adjineri * giggles*
Reply:Pancakes. That explains everything. I found a fosslized pancake with a very large ammonite embedded in it.
Reply:I think Emma Jenn Errie would have been a better choice to promote this theory.
Reply:Pancakes co-evolved with humanity. You'll notice that there are no pancakes in the wild. They're one of our dependent species.
Reply:I guess IHOP knew something I didn't.
Reply:I thought her name was Emma Jinnery. She did some work with Charlotte Tan a few years ago.
Reply:If delicious, evolutionarily-disadvantaged pancakes with maple syrup are evidence of God--then call me a believer!!



Guess I'll go worship in the nearest IHOP next Sunday...
Reply:My pudding theory does explain it. The proof of the pudding is in the eating.



Can you eat pancakes? Yes. Therefore they qualify as an evolved form of pudding. Or, more likely, pudding and pancakes have a common ancestor.
Reply:Again, I am utterly stumped by your arguements. Maybe evolution truely does have issues.



I am now a member of The Association of the American Council for the Proptection of Pancakes.



Or for short the AOTACFTPOP.
Reply:Thank you, that was a nice bit of fun after a long day.



Now someone needs to come up with a snappy oneliner about this to go on a t-shirt.
Reply:Oh?

And just what did the eatalotasaurus eat with HIS maple syrup, then?



Stinkin' Em Adjineri!
Reply:Evolution is a fairytale



God made Darwin and now Darwin is dead in his sins because he rejected his only source of salvation. He admitted himself that there has NEVER been a discovery of the many missing links that ARE ABSOLUTELY NECESSARY TO PROVE EVOLUTION.
Reply:making fun of people who believe in God is not really a good way to win your argument. Show some facts that support what you believe and we can think about why you feel the way you do about things. But just making fun of peoples beliefs doesn't win friends to your way of thinking.