Olympic glory?

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators during the Athens Summer Olympics that they would like to take back: 1. Weightlifting commentator: " This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing." 2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother." 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." 4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious." 5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again." 6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces." 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew." 8. Soccer commentator: "Julian ***** is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven ***** on the field." 9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Olympic glory?
Oh my life!!



I laughed so much tears are rolling down my face - talk about side splitting !!



Cheers, you deserve more than a star for that lot!! *
Reply:love the last one!!!!!!!!! v good hun:)
Reply:OMG!!!



if they were true...that would be very embarrasing!!
Reply:oh well. oh well oh well
Reply:Good one. Have a star!
Reply:I enjoy listening to these "golden throat" announcers whose only interest is in hearing themselves talk.



I heard a baseball announcer talking about a couple sitting in the stands kissing and hugging, he said "he kisses her on the strikes and she kisses him on the balls"
Reply:hehehe, why do they never say things like that when i'm watching, pmsl hun



star time



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Reply:Hmmm good question. What have you said? Good one thanks for sharing.
Reply:wow man, why do you write so much?
Reply:Ho! ho! ho! he! he! he very funny.....