Two little people with big feet and their creepy friend threw my jewelry into a volcano, should I prosecute?

To make it worse, the creepy dude wears only a fur thong, has bad teeth, and ate live fish from my neighbor's pond. They got all the jewelry I bought from the Joan Rivers collection on QVC, including the Victorian Morning Glory Earrings!

Two little people with big feet and their creepy friend threw my jewelry into a volcano, should I prosecute?
lol.



The Hobbit or LOTR.



I only read The Hobbit and it was a few years ago.



I am going to read the LOTR, its around here somewhere.



EDIT: Yes, prosecute, next thing you know they will have parties and the such!
Reply:Of course, provided you do it, before they vanish.
Reply:ok...a star for weirding me out.
Reply:I would definitely prosecute!!!! However, do it before you take your medication or the police won't have anyone to arrest.
Reply:oh, i get it....star for being creative
Reply:are you serious?
Reply:WHAT!!????????????????????

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