I'm an Atheist. I went to local Christian Church this morning. Was it bad that I spontaneously combusted?

Was that bad do you think that scared the little children? I used my special Atheist Satan powers to spontaneously combust. Satan compelled me to do it as a show of his power and glory.

I'm an Atheist. I went to local Christian Church this morning. Was it bad that I spontaneously combusted?
LOOL

omg.. do you even know the meaning of atheist?

atheist means you have no belief whatsoever.

so yea.. you are a satanist freak.. not an atheist. :)
Reply:Wow, it's a miracle! You spontaneously combusted and came back to life to tell us about it.
Reply:Are you sure you are an atheist?
Reply:you should stop drop and roll
Reply:No,,I thank you for sharing that...
Reply:See, now that isn't so much funny as it is pathetic. I don't care what you believe or don't believe. There are better ways to spend your time that making childish, derogatory remarks about other people's beliefs.
Reply:Hmmm? Makes one wonder why, you, the Atheist went to a Christian church this morning. Sure you did. Must have been an amazing sight.
Reply:If those children attended Jesus Camp they were probably cheering.
Reply:And you're still alive to ask this question?
Reply:What? I can't take your "powers" serious.
Reply:I don't think it scared the little children....they are used to that kinda stuff from church. Sunday schools tell horror stories all morning about natural disasters, being eaten by whales, burning in hell, killing people who aren't like them.....they probably took it in stride. As for that hottie Satan...well he makes everyone do bad things....don't feel bad about it....even the xtians do his bidding from time to time.